kittygotwet:

Feeling a lil bit cute today. 

cieply:

god this is how i imagine all guys from california to talk like



Its a fucking dragon!

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

catholicnun:

Halloween costume idea: dress up as your URL

dolorimeter:

queenofmisandrists:

  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
  • do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional

this is terribly important


deadecchi:

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK


diddly diddly diddly do!!


themattyhealy:

spookee-skeleton:

Spooky scary skeletons having a good time

WELCOME TO THE WILD RIDE FUCKBOY SHIT BOY

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